bleh

So I get 8 hours of sleep at night, but I always am still so tired...and I'm always throwing up and this constant heart burn is killing me...hmm what could be wrong? YEAH yeah don't get your hopes up Ducks I'm not with child. Really though always so tired in the morning. This is how my day starts..wake up open the door for my dog, so I can do my morning tasks like use the lou ya know but then everymorning "bark bark rough rough annoying annoying" Freakin 5 pound dog thinks he rules the earth in the morning I go out to find him across the street, up the street AHHHH!!!!!! Anyway I work and Eli works too, he's in school right now. I tried school that was a bust..but really I feel so unaccomplished. I took a lunch today and had to get a drug test, in order to go full time with benefits ya gotta do that. Oh I was so embarrased to do that thing, the guy just stands out the door and waits for you, "now watch me pour this into the sample tube" so awkward. Anyway I say anyway a lot ..get over it. I got home ate some ham flied lice and endulged in some Gossip Girl, so good today by the way. Eli got home from school we talked and now are eating some more ham flied lice. This blog is probably boring, but I feel accomplished writing it. That's right folks Accomplished, I'm sure liking that word today. 

     

To the Dynamite haters.

First, before you read this, just I realize my punctuation isn't great...but I'm not concerned. Now for this post that I've been wanting to do. I love Napoleon Dynamite, but when the cartoon came out like 7 years later I wasn't so sure about it. It took me two weeks til after it came out to decide that I would watch it because Eli was in the bathroom and I was bored. I AM SOOOOOO Glad I did. We've watched the first episode twice now, and it's funnier the second time. So excited for the new one I can watch tomorrow, (thank you hulu plus..wooo) Pretty much all of the characters are the same, it possibly could be better then the movie just because they have to keep the audience interested for 25 minutes, so they try packing all of the funny in that, my tune may change in a few weeks, but to all you haters or skeptics, just watch it, at least the first episode, it's great!!! I'm going to leave you with one clip that may possibly make you pee your pants, or maybe it's just my kind of humor, you decide.

Our First Blog:)

December 11, 2010

This is my first blog post since EVER!!! I'm a little excited, even though we'll probably get a population of 2 readers including me. What to write about? hmmm... I guess I just start with us, even though anyone reading this knows. Eli and I met summer between my 9th and 10th grade year. We were at a region dance and he liked what he saw so he asked me to dance. I still remember one of our fist conversations, it was about Napoleon Dynamite, which had just come out. Eli claimed the movie was dumb and i smacked him on the chest. DOPE! (bad move) but I guess I recovered from it, because at the end of the dance when my mom came and picked me up he asked for my number and I thought I wanted it to be like the movies, so I yelled it to him. Later Eli told me he couldn't remember the combination of numbers so he tried a bunch of different ones aww(: We hung out all the time, and dated in high school. People always said we should go to the dances with different people because when we graduate and look back we're gonna have all these pictures of some kid or some girl, and we'll regret it. Well we're married and I Love looking back at the pictures from high school with the same goofy kid from high school. Eli went on his mission to Birmingham, England and i waited...and dated. Eli came home July 28th (sidenote, we officially started dating July 29th 2005) so July 29th the day after he came home we hung out all day. Eli and I were married on December 11, 2010. It's been just over a year, and it's been awesome, crazy at times but awesome. Okay so that was the mostly short version of us, just to kind of start off the blog, that EVERYONE is going to read.